Riddle Me This

Which of the following dates you more?

A.) Attending a concert, spotting a surly teenager dragging along her frumpy mother, and instead of feeling sorry for the kid, your first thought is, "What a good mom!",

OR

B) Same concert, feel a tapping on your shoulder only to turn around to a co-ed asking this:

"Weren't you my Theatre teacher in middle school?"

That one still hurts.