Spin Doctor

We have discovered the Holy Grail of parenthood: your standard swivel office chair. Turns out this is the one thing that will calm an uncontrollable, colicky baby. Just hold screaming baby, spin till you're dizzy, and the tears will cease. Not to mention, you get a nice little "pick me up" at the same time! Worked on our's - it can work on your's, too! Patent currently pending...