Ryan: Mom? Umm, I accidentally broke one of your ornaments.
Me: Okay, I'll pick it up. Wanna tell me what happened?
Ryan: Well, I was just trying to be like the Grinch.
Me: Uh huh... What exactly does that mean?
Ryan: You know, like the way he ate one in the movie.
Me: You tried to eat the ornament?
Walter Drummond by Ree
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