More Reasons I'm Not Fit To Be A Mother

Another ear infection, another mysterious disease, and a perforated eardrum thrown in just for kicks.

I'm thinking of having "SICK & TIRED" stenciled on our foreheads, but I'm afraid it will take something away from our "cuteness" factor. What the hell, if the high-pitched screaming and whining doesn't do it, nothing will.

Humor Injection of the Day: Ryan decided to name the Civic "WalMart", which when you think about it, is actually quite fitting: Both are well-used, cheap, and perpetually dirty.