I am dying over here trying to figure out the cause of my child's emerald green poo.
It's not often that I don't know what exactly that shit is that's coming out of his butt (what with all the time I spend down there). Corn? Check. Hot dogs? God help me, yes. Gum? Yep. Grapes? Duh.
But today I was finally stumped by the Stool Fairy when I undid the diaper and found myself staring at The Golly Green Giant Poo. Quickly I shuffled through my meal catalog from the past 24 hours and nowhere do I have filed, "Four Leaf Clovers". There's lots of hot dogs, cheese, carrots, pizza,.... huh....I should really think about stepping it up a little more on the food standards around here...
My only possible guess could be that it's a weird color reaction to the Blue Corn Tortilla chips...that mixed with the inherent lemon-lime greeness of his Sprite.
Say Cheese! by Ree
5 days ago