I Blame the Children

...for these last 10 pounds that just won't go away. It's their fault that they request McDonald's for dinner with sweet little cherubic faces that no woman can turn down, their fault that they don't eat all their Happy Meals leaving half a cheeseburger, 3 nuggets and two small bags of fries just sitting there taunting me, their fault that after I finished off my healthy salad tonight I proceeded to finish their meals as well. Sheesh.

Who did I blame before they came along??