Big Pimpin'

I don't know what Jax is gonna do the first time a girl turns him down. It'll be like the first time Ryan shows off without getting applause. All he ever has are girls all over him, petting him and loving him, and exclaiming, "Ohhh, he's so cute!" Seriously, I walked into the nursery at the gym today and he was sitting on the playmat, surrounded by little girls fawning all over him. Then he's got our neighbors who like to pretend he's a real live baby doll, so they hold him and kiss him and rock him. And of course, there's Ryan pretending he's either Prince Eric, Aladdin, or Prince Phillip. She even asked me today if she could marry him when he grows up. Oy vey. Anyone know a good child therapist??