"Dear God, I am so sorry that you have to work all the time answering prayers and that you never get to sleep. Maybe one day you will when all the people are dead -- then you'll get to rest so you can be strong to fight the devil and keep him away from us and all that other stuff. Amen"
(check back later for stories and pics from our San Antonio vacation. Here's a teaser: Rodeway Inn, a tip-stealing Jax, and maybe NOW Ryan will take our advice...)