...who is too tired to chase her 2 yr old through the parking lot while he runs after a bird, so she sends her 5 yr old to do it instead?
...who does everything possible to ensure that the house stays clean for as long as possible by cleaning the entire thing right before leaving for vacation?? Again, nothing to do with coming home to a clean house -- I just really need to be able to know the house was clean for 3 days straight.
... who would rather flop out of a bikini than wear a one-piece?
... who is seriously wondering if it would just be easier to get a job and send the kids to day-care?