Boy for Rent

To any elligible toddler-aged young man looking for a friend. Please take him off my hands for 2-4 hours a week, encourage him to expend his energy outdoors rather than in, and fill in as requisite punching bag when called to do so. Currently accepting applications on a first-come, first-serve basis, but bringing along extra playmate for older sister will definitely bump up the app. Also, I make the BEST cookies. Just so ya know...