You know how when kids are young and you tell them to stop doing something, so they hurry up and finish doing it real fast before you can get it away from them, or reach out to beat them..or whatever?
Yeah, well, Jax has taken the technique to a new level. Now, when we're at the store and he happens to escape my grasp long enough to grab a bag of candy, when I tell him "No, put it back," he quickly rips it open, thus leaving me obligated to buy them.
I guess it wouldn't be so bad if he'd at least grab the good stuff. What the hell am I gonna do with a pound of orange circus peanuts?
Walter Drummond by Ree
4 days ago