The following conversation occured this morning during Family Snuggle Time:
Ryan, after attempting to grab Daddy's nipple: Daddy, when will your boobies grow?
Mommy: *outburst of raucous laughter*
Ryan: My boobies are going to grow when I get bigger. Why are your boobies so little? Mommies boobies are much bigger than your's, Daddy.
Daddy: Well, that's not saying much.