Ryan came up to my room just now, asking for help into a dress she wanted to wear. Having just finished watching "Freaky Friday", I asked her how it was.
"Good," she said. "I closed my eyes evertime they kissed."
"Well that's a relief," I replied.
2 beats later, she pipes up, "Weeellll, there was one time when I had to open my eyes because I fell off the couch and wanted to get back up, but luckily I didn't see the kissing."
Cowboy Pete by The Pioneer Woman
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