Over dinner just now, Ryan up and declared, "Whew! I sure am tired from milking that cow!"
"The one in the backyard."
"ummm, is this an invisible cow?"
No, Mom. Look at the treehouse. I pretended the top part was the cow's body, the posts were its legs, the rope hanging down in the middle is the cow's weiner--"
"You mean tit?"
"Yeah, whatever. The sit and spin was the stool and I used the pot from the crawfish boil to catch the milk. I've even got my trusty milking boots (proudly displays rainboots)."
Ilooked outside, and sure enough, there was the sit'n spin, and the pot under the rope, and you know what? It took a minute, but I could TOTALLY see Bessie out there just waitin' to graze...
Cowboy Pete by The Pioneer Woman
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