NASCAR is definitely back in season. How am I sure of this fact? As I sit typing this in the living room, I can hear Jax in the next room performing his own one-on-one interviews:
(In loud Dad/Announcer voice) "So, Jimmy, what are you doing?"
(Apparently answering as Jimmie Johnson) "Well, I'm winning 'cause my car is big, my wheels are big, and I smell good, and I eat chicken after my race."
(again, in the Dad/Announcer voice) "So, Earn Earnhardt, what happened?"
(As Dale Jr, aka "Earn Earnhardt") "Well, I got in a crash. I went a little like this, and then a little like that and then CRASH! And Jimmie was doing this, and then woohoo! Jimmie wins!! I really crashed, I don't know what happened."
(announcer voice) "Start your engines, get set, go! Vroom, and Jimmie is in the lead, and OH NO, Earn Earnhardt is crashing, and now Jimmie is in the crash, and Jimmie wins!"
"What happened Jimmie, buddy?" Jimmie: "Well, I was in the crash"
And then the loop starts all over again... P.S. In Jax's head, Jimmie Johnson is GOD.
Walter Drummond by Ree
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