It's not bad enough that Ry has already kissed a boy, starting a snowball of dating, sexual aggression, and marriage.
Now she's moved on to her brother. Witness our conversation over breakfast this morning:
"Hey Mommy? Do you think that when Emma and Addie grow up they will fall in love with Jaxson and marry him?"
"Oh God, Ry. Let's not think about stuff like that now."
"I bet I could make them."